Dad: "Well, that's why I never leave the house without my 9mm."
Me: "What??!!"
Dad: "It's completely legal. I have a concealed weapons permit."
Me: "Jesus Christ, Dad. Is that really necessary?"
Dad: "Well, one time I was just about a mile from the house and I pulled up to a 4 way stop. There was a van and a bunch of people got out and started flashing their gang signs, you know, challenges to each other. Well, I wasn't sure what was going to happen so I stepped on the gas and gunned it. If they hadn't jumped out of the way, I'd have run them all down. And ever since then I don't leave the house without my 9mm."
So that apparently is all it takes to make an already paranoid, nightmare having Vietnam vet tote a loaded weapon around under his shirt. Unbelievable.
Stats courtesy of www.city-data.com.
Crime in Columbia by Year | ||||||||
Type | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 |
Murders | 14 | 12 | 15 | 10 | 15 | 18 | 15 | 7 |
per 100,000 | 12.4 | 10.7 | 12.7 | 8.4 | 12.7 | 15.2 | 12.7 | 5.9 |
Rapes | 74 | 40 | 62 | 83 | 58 | 74 | 56 | 56 |
per 100,000 | 65.8 | 35.5 | 52.7 | 69.7 | 48.9 | 62.3 | 47.5 | 47.1 |
Robberies | 510 | 493 | 442 | 497 | 461 | 464 | 381 | 375 |
per 100,000 | 453.2 | 438.1 | 375.4 | 417.5 | 388.9 | 390.6 | 323.1 | 315.4 |
Assaults | 860 | 955 | 781 | 949 | 808 | 961 | 859 | 852 |
per 100,000 | 764.2 | 848.6 | 663.2 | 797.2 | 681.6 | 808.9 | 728.5 | 716.5 |
Burglaries | 1,290 | 1,209 | 1,426 | 1,639 | 1,395 | 1,703 | 1,332 | 1,254 |
per 100,000 | 1146.3 | 1074.3 | 1211.0 | 1376.9 | 1176.9 | 1433.5 | 1129.7 | 1054.6 |
Thefts | N/A | 6,508 | 6,863 | 6,213 | 5,907 | 6,750 | 5,513 | 5,086 |
per 100,000 | N/A | 5782.9 | 5828.2 | 5219.4 | 4983.3 | 5681.9 | 4675.6 | 4277.2 |
Auto thefts | 748 | 750 | 985 | 916 | 825 | 819 | 837 | 654 |
per 100,000 | 664.7 | 666.4 | 836.5 | 769.5 | 696.0 | 689.4 | 709.9 | 550.0 |
Arson | 51 | 47 | 29 | N/A | 15 | 27 | 26 | 27 |
per 100,000 | 45.3 | 41.8 | 24.6 | N/A | 12.7 | 22.7 | 22.1 | 22.7 |
City-data.com crime index (higher means more crime, U.S. average = 280.8) | N/A | 710.7 | 697.7 | 724.0 | 654.8 | 741.9 | 629.0 | 576.3 |
Crime in New York by Year | |||||||
Type | 1999 | 2000 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 |
Murders | 671 | 673 | 587 | 597 | 570 | 539 | 596 |
per 100,000 | 9.0 | 8.7 | 7.3 | 7.4 | 7.0 | 6.6 | 7.3 |
Rapes | 1,702 | 1,630 | 1,689 | 1,609 | 1,428 | 1,412 | 1,071 |
per 100,000 | 22.9 | 21.0 | 20.9 | 19.9 | 17.6 | 17.4 | 13.1 |
Robberies | 36,100 | 32,562 | 27,229 | 25,989 | 24,373 | 24,722 | 23,511 |
per 100,000 | 485.9 | 420.3 | 336.8 | 320.9 | 300.9 | 304.6 | 287.9 |
Assaults | 40,511 | 40,880 | 34,334 | 31,253 | 29,317 | 27,950 | 26,908 |
per 100,000 | 545.3 | 527.7 | 424.7 | 385.9 | 361.9 | 344.4 | 329.6 |
Burglaries | 40,469 | 37,112 | 30,102 | 28,293 | 26,100 | 23,210 | 22,137 |
per 100,000 | 544.7 | 479.1 | 372.3 | 349.4 | 322.2 | 286.0 | 271.1 |
Thefts | 140,377 | 139,664 | 129,655 | 124,846 | 124,016 | 120,918 | 115,363 |
per 100,000 | 1889.5 | 1802.9 | 1603.7 | 1541.7 | 1530.8 | 1489.9 | 1412.9 |
Auto thefts | 39,693 | 35,847 | 27,034 | 23,628 | 21,072 | 18,381 | 15,936 |
per 100,000 | 534.3 | 462.8 | 334.4 | 291.8 | 260.1 | 226.5 | 195.2 |
City-data.com crime index (higher means more crime, U.S. average = 281.9) | 447.7 | 408.5 | 334.2 | 313.6 | 295.4 | 285.2 | 268.5 |
And just because the ratio seemed so narrow to me, I've included this pleasant statistic. Welcome to South Carolina folks:
"According to our research there were 677 registered sex offenders living in Columbia, South Carolina in early 2007.
The ratio of number of residents in Columbia to the number of sex offenders is 177 to 1."
It probably isn't fair to include that, since I can't find a comparable stat for NYC, but whatever.
1 comment:
i hear what you're saying but for all the problems in sc, i bet if you ordered two cans of seltzer from a restaurant, you'd damn well get two cans of seltzer rather than two containers of salsa!
just saying.
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