My husband is hiring for a new position at his work, so I sent an e-mail outlining my qualifications:
"Qualifications: I can harvest the energy of the sun and create an atomic force out of my own bottom. A force that can clear a room."
His reply which I rec'd today:
Dear Snarkface,
Thank you for your sassy interest in the position with Solar One. Your
resume for has been received and will be reviewed and laughed at in the
coming days. Those candidates that we feel best meet our needs will be
contacted for interviews once a schedule can be set - this does not apply to
you, monkey-butt. Sorry for the impersonal nature of this reply - we're not
some mega-corp. with a bunch of form letters but we are strapped for time,
so stop wasting ours and go apply for something that you're qualified for
like cleaning up after an elephant or something. Rest assured that we will
be giving consideration to each applicant that is not you and that when you
aren't chosen for an interview, it's because you are a terrible person who
is unworthy of love. Best of luck.
The love knows no bounds.
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3 comments:
i'm nothing if not supportive of your endeavors, monkey-butt.
And you guys were such a picture of monkey butt harmony this weekend...
So I'm feverishly clockwatching at work, and I decide to google clockwatcher to kill time, and I found your blog... You are a profoundly funny person. Good luck with your clockwatching and keep posting.
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